There are different types of women with different character traits. Which have you got as a wife? Many women are good at masking their true character when dating, therefore, it sometimes is very difficult to realize what you are really into and before you know it, you are already married. Marriage is entered into with the intent to make it a lifetime commitment, thus you need to understand and recognize which category she belongs to so that you can be better prepared to handle her and your marriage appropriately.
The Party Wife
This woman is very mobile and very sociable. She's always attending one function after the other (she's at every wedding, bridal or baby shower, office function, birthday party, house warming party, political convention; just name the party or gathering - she's there). She is rarely at home during the weekends to have time for her husband and kids. She's a member of every social club in town. She can spend all the housekeeping allowance on party gifts and the dress she'll wear. She always has a large group of friends; she's generally the woman about town.
(Advice: You may consider adding cooking and child care to your skills as you'll probably end up doing these because she'll be away partying most of the time.)
The Dictionary Wife aka Opinionated Wife
The opinionated wife believes she knows everything and wouldn't take suggestions from anybody - it must be her way; what she thinks or says is what will be. She's obstinate, argues a lot (she can argue from dawn to dusk), and when she's taken a decision on something, it is final. Everything must remain the way she sees it and no one dare alters that. She's also orderly in an obsessive way and will become angry when things are tampered with in the home.
(Advice: If you find yourself saddled with her, you must be an expert at aruging for long hours and then winning the argument or be ready to live a strait-jacketed life.)
The Pampered Wife
This woman is usually a pampered child right from home (usually from a rich home), the apple of daddy and mummy's eye, and therefore cannot understand why things cannot remain the way she has known them to be. She's probably an only child or the only girl-child of her parents. She's generally lazy and will hardly lift a finger to do the house chores. Her husband is more of a houseboy than a husband in addition to being a cash cow. She spends money as if it's going out of fashion and embarks on regular shopping trips to buy trivial stuff she doesn't need. She can squander the family life savings within the twinkle of an eye without a second thought.
(Advice: If you got her as a wife, you may need to consider having another bank account she knows nothing about before you find yourselves in abject penury later in life.)
The Office Wife aka The Career Wife
To this type of wife, her career is her life. She's so career-minded that every other thing revolves around it, including the well-being of her family. She's always using her career as an excuse for not being at home for her family and tends to bring a lot of work home. This woman does not respect her husband's feelings and is prone to think he isn't important because she can support herself.
(Advice: If she's your wife, then your earning power should be greater than hers otherwise be emotionally prepared as you could be dumped at any moment.)
The Worry Wife
This woman always looks sick and down-trodden. One look at her and you'll be totally convinced she's carrying the whole weight of the world on her frail shoulders. She worries about everything - the children, husband, relatives, the weather, Christmas that's six months away, what other people think, etc. She lives in a constant state of anxiety and fear.
(Advice: Learn the art of couselling as you are going to spend half your time together with the worry wife trying to assuage her fears.)
The Headmistress aka The Boss
This woman places herself in charge of the family and even treats her husband like one of the kids. She dictates the pace of affairs at home, is very authoritative and bosses everyone around including visitors to her home. She's also a strict disciplinarian who believes in retribution. Woe betides any child, even her husband, that makes a trivial mistake, for greater will be their punishment. When she's at home, a chilly silence usually descends and shrouds the home.
(Advice: Be prepared, for, with this kind of wife, you'll be walking through the remainder of your life as if you are treading on egg shells.)
The Boxer Wife
If she competes in a boxing championship, she's sure to win hands down. The boxer wife is very offensive and mostly violent. Shouting and nagging are a favourite pastime for her. This woman will engage in fisticuffs with anyone and strongly believes in tit for tat, fire for fire, do me I do you. Her husband, domestic staff, children and relatives are in constant fear of her.
(Advice: You may want to pick up boxing as a sport to arm yourself against the battery boxer wife.)
Dust Bin Wife
This woman is very dirty and unkempt through all seasons. Personal hygiene means nothing to her; she doesn't care about her personal appearance let alone that of her house. Her kids wander the streets in tattered clothes. She has unwashed clothes piled up in a corner of her house. She's very disorganized and confused at all times.
(Advice: You'll need to employ a team of domestic staff to help and support the dust bin wife to make the house habitable for everyone.)
The Possessive Wife
She's very protective of her husband to the point of suffocating him. She's very jealous and every other woman around her husband, including her sisters and friends, she sees as a threat. Her husband's friends are bad company or influence and even his family members cannot get 'too close'. She will never allow another person correct her children, not even her own mother. Her housmaid, if she has any, is closely watched and must always look dowdy in order not to attract her husband. She looks into her husband's phone and wants to know who he's on the phone with each time he receives a call in her presence.
(Advice: Be well preapred as you'll constantly be faced with humiliation and have happiness yanked away from your reach by the possessive woman.)
The High Maintenance Wife
She's a 'Designer' freak. Everything she buys or wears must be 'Designer'. She knows the 'latest' fashion and will dress to the nines just to go pick up a bottle of nail varnish from the corner store. This one will milk you dry as nothing is 'too expensive'. As far as she's concerned, money is meant to be spent.
(Advice: You will need a good cash stash that will last a lifetime to satisfy her and sustain your marriage.)
The Doormat Wife
This one will tolerate every s**t meted out to her by the husband in the name of love for him - cheating, physical and emotional abuse, rape, lack of attention and care, shouldering the whole family financial responsibility, etc. Her husband doesn't contribute anything in the upbringing of their children. He will disappear for days and reappear at will and each time he comes home after a disappearing act, her arms are opened to welcome him back without questions.
(Advice: If you are not a family oriented man, or find trampling on the self-respect of women pleasurable, then you've hit the jackpot with this type of woman.)
To be continued....!
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