Types of Men - Part 2

Below is the continuation of the write-up on the types of men. Click here to read the first part.

Mr. Emotionally Disconnected

He does not talk when he is upset, nor does he say "I love you" even when he probably does. You can never know the true state of his mind. You could sense he’s with you emotionally this moment, and the next he’s gone. He may occasionally experience outbursts of emotions and may even choose to express it to you, but most times, he’s always emotionally distant from you. He keeps it all to himself. When Mr. Emotionally Disconnected dumps you, a conclusion you may be forced to reach all by yourself as he’ll never tell you, you may never know why. A relationship with such a guy cause emotional trauma as you’ll never know where you stand with him. If you have the emotional energy to condone such treatment, by all means hang on then.

 

Mr. Slob

 

His bed is littered with all categories of clothings, both washed and unwashed. His shoes are piled in a corner; he has a shoe closet but it's too much trouble using it. You’ll be sure to find dirty dishes from last week in his kitchen sink. The car he bought a few months ago already looks 10 years old. He allows everything (including his own body) to run down. He has no clue that his house smells funny or that the trash can needs to be emptied. You are most likely to always remind him to take his bath.

Mr. Underachiever

He has a college degree but works at a low-paying job and doesn't seem to be bothered that his peers are doing better. He never strives to climb higher on the self-development ladder; he's forever comfortable on the first rung. He is okay to have if you don't mind having an added item on your list of liabilities as you will probably end up having to support him financially at some point.

Mr. Overachiever

To him, it is all about getting everything he can. He is impatient and wants to be the first to own the latest car, phone, or any hi-tech apparatus; he wants to be the best at everything and sees life as a fierce competition. He is very work-focused, and has no time for anything else including you. If you don’t mind it that he’s got only but little time for you, you may stick around.

Mr. Stalker

He is constantly concerned, but with ulterior motives, with where you are, what you are doing, who you are with, and what you are thinking. Mr. Stalker has trust issues and will call, text or email you a great number of times in a day. He will also track you without your knowledge. If you find yourself dating a stalker, then you should end the relationship immediately, and possibly seek a restraining order.

Mr. Negative

He believes that nothing or no one is any good. He complains about everything under the sun and will always find fault with everything. This guy hardly believes anything, least of all is when you said you love him. He believes that the world, and everything in it, is against him and you too will be at some point. Do not waste time dating this guy, as no matter how hard you tried, he’ll never believe you truly love him.

Mr. Addict

This guy enjoys his poison ... whether the narcotic is alcohol, drugs, partying, or whatever. It is all about satisfying the addiction; his whole life revolves around it. If you want to keep him, then try not to interrupt his buzz.

Mr. Arrogant

As far as his concern goes, he is better than everyone. He is ostentatious, vain and his seams burst open with pride. He looks down upon the world, and looks down upon you as well, for whatever reason. Just bear in mind that, this attitude is unlikely to change as he will continually see himself as a 'gift' to you which you should be grateful for.

Mr. Cheap

He’s so tight-fisted he can make a penny scream for mercy. He wants to know how much everything cost – how much did that drink cost; it will have been cheaper if you bought from that other other store.... In fact, he knows where everything is sold the cheapest. If the two of you are ever homeless, then he will be a real asset to have around.

Mr. Self-Gratifier

He is dedicated to all pleasures the world can offer him and is willing to pay any price for these pleasures. He can be mild or extreme. A "mild" case might enjoy a good cigar, or maybe a $100 bottle of wine. A "severe" case might enjoy hookers and cocaine. He's also self-centred.  This is just so you know so you will be better prepared if you are settling for him.

Mr. Flirt

This guy can flirt to an inch of his life.  He will shoo away your discomfort by swearing to you that it's harmless fun. But if given the slightest chance Mr. Flirt will actualize his antics without batting an eyelid.

Mr. Perfect aka Mr. Right or Mr. Jackpot

You sure have hit the jackpot real good with Mr. Perfect. He is well-balanced, an incurable romantic, emotionally and financially sound, respectful, family oriented guy, mind reader; whichever qualities are most important to you, he has them all, and more. Better luck finding one of these because the last time I checked, he does not exist. But if you find him, pursue him hotly, and make sure you grab and hold him tenaciously as that may be your one and only chance of becoming the luckiest woman on earth.