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Thursday, 26 September 2013

Types of Men - Part 1


There are many types of men out there in the dating world.  Although a man can be one or more combinations of the following, there’s the one trait that will always predominate. Which of the following aptly describes your “Knight in Shining Armour”? 


Mr. Player
 

This guy is also called the honeymooner because of the length of time things remained fabulous while dating him. The first few weeks or months of dating were absolute bliss. This guy starts off real aggressive, hot and heavy. He can't see you often enough, calls all the time and declares his love for you early on. He's so romantic, thoughtful and attentive that you think you've hit the love jackpot and won real big time. He woos you with promises of a happy future together, taking you to great hotspots, cooking you dinner, and being that great listener who wants to share your hopes and dreams. At some point, you couldn't believe your luck and think he seems too good to be true. Well, he is. This guy is a classic neophiliac. He loves the thrill of the chase, and is enamored with the novelty of you. Once that has worn off and he has gotten what he wants, he sets his sights on the next pretty girl. How to protect yourself from this guy? Don't fall for the lines and behavior right away. Take your time before investing your heart and proceed slowly. Make sure that he means what he says. And the best way to do that is to let time take the lead and guide you. Usually these guys don't want to put in the works towards developing anything long term so you'll know in a short period of time if his words mean anything.  But if you insist he's 'the one', then please follow your heart.
 

Mr. Afraid of Commitment
 

You go on a great couple of dates, you have things going wonderfully, you feel the chemistry, you click on so many different levels.  Or so you thought.  And then you never hear from him again. He's never able to discuss his feelings or freaks out and distances himself when you express how your feelings for him have grown. He's truly afraid of intimacy and what it brings. So, you try not to pressure him and accept the flow of things because you think maybe if you give him time he'll come around and choose you. You may be involved with a guy who falls in this category for months or even years and whenever the subject of a future together pops up, he asks you what's the rush, says he's not ready, he needs more time, etc. Whatever his excuse is for not committing, it is tying you to a relationship that has hit a brick wall. The relationship either moves forward or it does not. It is his right to stay in limbo but then it is also your right not to have to wait around for him to commit. You can either chose to move on or at least date others in the interim until he does figure out what he wants. He may never figure it out or choose you but at least you aren't wasting precious dating years on an emotionally stunted and unavailable guy. Some men just can't commit, are players, have fears of commitment due to bad past relationships, want to remain bachelors, or like you but not enough to choose you for a committed, long lasting relationship. If only you could tap into the mind of his therapist for his reasons for pushing away many good women who have loved him. But, the real deal is, when a guy is head over heels for a woman and loves her fully, he does not want to lose her and would rather step to the plate and commit than risk her walking out of his life. If he's willing to watch you walk away, you know it's time to kick him to the curb and keep on stepping.  But if you have the time to wait around for him to ‘come around’, then you may as well do so.
 

Mr.  Handy

He will paint your home, take out the trash, go grocery shopping, do the dishes, and fix your appliances and / or your car, etc., and loves doing it. He is very useful around the house.  Mr. Handy will bring you breakfast in bed, and generally do the house chores without you asking him.  This guy respects you and is not to be avoided. You may want to put Mr. Handy to work while you've got him.
 

Mr. Flake
 

This one is characterized by constantly flaking out on you at the proverbial eleventh hour. He habitually stands you up, blows you off or shows up late to most of your dates.  He does not have respect for your time and plans and doesn’t seem to be bothered by his actions. Bottom line, he does not respect you and does not care whether or not you are in his life.  If you like your feelings being trampled upon at will, then stick with Mr. Flake.
 

Mr.  Parasite


This guy needs you to pay for everything; your dates with him, shopping at the mall, etc.  He’ll not hesitate to take your money if you offered or see anything wrong in asking you for money even if you have to borrow.  In a nutshell, Mr. Parasite doesn’t mind being a kept man.  This kind of guy will do anything just to please you as long as you will always be at the paying end when cost is involved.  If you don’t mind having a ‘kept’ man in your life, or think nothing of his behavior even when he's pushed you into debt, then Mr. Parasite is the guy for you. 
 

Mr. Sports Fanatic
 

He will always watch the game, no matter what. The glee he exudes when his favorite game is about starting is beyond human comprehension.  Never you mess with his TV or with him when the game is on!  Sports are the 'other woman' in his life besides you and he could actually dump you because of ‘her’ if caution isn’t exercised.  If you don’t mind that nearly 100% of his attention will be on ‘her’ whenever ‘she’s’ around, then a relationship with Mr. Sports Fanatic can work.
 

Mr. Taken
 

Whether this guy is involved in another relationship with a girlfriend or wife, he should be off limits. Yet so many women are lured by the seduction of his words and think he'll eventually dump the other woman and choose them. They are told the other woman is a witch, mean, does not understand them, is psycho and won't leave him alone. Mr. Taken will say to you that his relationship with the wife or girlfriend has a lot of problems, they fight constantly, he is no longer sleeping with the girlfriend or wife, he's staying only for financial reasons or the children. The trump lie: divorce is on the cards or he's planning on leaving his wife or girlfriend very soon and he wants you to just exercise a little bit more patience. Now, it’s been months or even years and his promise never seem to be anywhere near materializing. Women are nurturers by nature.  They want to take care of other people. Many feel that they can prove that with affection, attention and caring that they are different than the other person in his life and that is what he really needs. The nurturing nature in women leads them to swallow his lies, hook, line and sinker. A relationship based on a deception is not one that can have a real future because if he can cheat on or lie to someone else to be with you, he can also do the same thing to you in the future.  Don’t deceive yourself into believing you are special and the exception; if you do, then you are living in a fantasy world. Don’t hang around nurturing a relationship that never even existed in the first place. If, as he claimed, he’s truly in an unhappy relationship or marriage and truly cared about you, he'd end his other relationship before beginning one with you. The best way to avoid this scenario will be to tell him to contact you once he's ended his other relationship and not a day before. And, stick to that. Don't be afraid to tell him that if he continued to contact you that you will tell his girlfriend or wife about the two of you. That fear is enough to make most taken guys run for the hills. If you find out later in the relationship that he isn’t single like he claimed, end it immediately and don't look back. You’ll be doing what’s called ‘dating with integrity’. A relationship with Mr. Taken is toxic and will only erode your self-esteem, self-love, and self-confidence.  Do all that’s within your power to end it otherwise you’ll lose yourself in the process. When you allow yourself to enter a relationship based on a deception where you are not his main priority, you are setting yourself up for being used. He's not into you; he's just into how he can use you to give him what he is not getting at home from the girlfriend or wife.
 

Mr. Cheat
 

This guy will cheat on you, no matter what. You will never at any time be the only woman in his life.  But try not to take his cheating personally because he cheats on everyone. Cheating comes naturally to him, like breathing.  As far as he's concerned, it is a right.  As it is, cheating is synonymous with lying. So whether you realize it or not, truth is he cheats on and lies to you and the other women too; ALL the time.  So, if you can condone being cheated on and lied to, here’s the right guy for you.


Mr. Dictator
 

He runs the show, period.  At work, home, and in a relationship, he dictates the pace of everything. And that includes your right to even speak.  Everything must go his way or be thrown away all the time.  If you like being controlled to an inch of your life, Mr. Dictator is your pick.
 

Mr. Bully
 

This guy is also a dictator only he’s a fiery-tempered one. He will scream or threaten, and/or go into a fit of rage at the slightest hint of opposition. You may leave home with him facing  'one' direction but may return facing 'seven'. He bullies everybody around him.  He has a lot of testosterone, and likes to physically fight. Mr. Bully can fight with anyone at anytime and anywhere.  If you don’t mind entertaining total strangers to a free show of strength, albeit you could be hurt in the process, or the shame associated with being publicly berated/belittled, then the bully fits you.
 

 Mr. Mummy
 

This one will never leave his mother.  Because he loves his mother too much, he tends to respect women.  He could still be living at home in his thirties. He will agree with everything you say, and do whatever you want at all times.  He is a pleaser, and must always have a woman in his life probably to mother him. Do all the mothering you can for him, but never in the process mess with the relationship between him and his mother. If your optimal desire is to be a mother to your guy alongside your off-springs, then this one is the right man for you.

 

It didn’t end here.  Stay tuned for Part 2.

 

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